"You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!" — Georgette Heyer (Powder and Patch)
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Thief!
At 5:30am this morning I wake up to say a very noncommittal goodbye to Ben as he leaves for New Jersey. He says to me, "I had a bunch of money sitting on the dresser here...." Okay, now I'm wide awake! How much? Oh, just $200. Crap! Where is it? Then I remember that Audrey had a hard time going to sleep last night. Hmmmm. I go into her room, open her piggy bank, and viola! There it is! That sneaky little thief took $200 and put it in her piggy bank! I don't think she really knows the difference between dollar, five, ten, or twenty bills, but she apparently knows that a lot of one or the other is a good thing. Ben and I shook our heads and just had to laugh. She also took Ben's wallet one time without him knowing. She had hid it behind the couch. So visitors beware. If you leave anything of value out in our house Audrey will take it, hide it, and keep it as her own.
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4 comments:
that's awesome!!! so funny. i'm going to have to give her some hints on places that you'd least likely look so that she can keep her loot!
she knows a good thing when she sees it! :)
lol, that's great!
Too funny! And thanks for the tip--although I rarely have cash. :)
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