Craps?

I had some bad ovarian cramps today. I know, it's not what you really want to be reading about but it does get funny. Keep reading. I was in the kitchen and I had this conversation with the girls:

Me: Man, I have cramps!
Alexis: What are cramps?
Me: You know how your muscles get tight when you get a charlie horse? Or when you have growing pains? It's kind of like that only it's here, below my stomach.
Audrey: Oh, like when my leg right here hurts and I can't walk very well (she grabs her right calf and hops)! Is that craps?

Alexis and I burst out laughing and I say: Yes, it is crap!!!!

I'm still smiling.