Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Lists

Last week Audrey made some rules. You'd better read them so you know what to avoid when you're around her. :)

Important Rules

Translation: no smoking, no beer, no alcohol, no guns, no arrows, no bows, no destroying robots, no machines, no lighters, no spies, no fire balls
Room Rules
Translation: always bring books, no gum, no ninjas, no scissors and knives, no killing spiders, never scream, no annoying me, no banging my door, no knocking and running away, no tricking me, no eating in my room, knock first to go in, no making a mess, no stealing gold, no stealing toys, no breaking toys, no scaring me at the door, no crying at the door, no throwing food on the floor.

Pet Rules (For Her Stuffed Animals)

Translation: no barking, no clawing at the door, no banging on my door, no running in my room, no hurting me, no breaking anything, no paw prints, do not go on the ceiling fan, no going potty in my room, no smooshing the pom poms, no getting the pants, don't eat in my room.

2 comments:

Niko said...

I love Audrey's rules. Can I commission her to draft up a code of laws for our home, too?

craziness said...

oh my--she would not be happy at all with my boys then! i think they break 90% of those rules on a daily (if not hourly) basis!